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Will Bad Robot Brain Make Me Something Cool?

I take on a limited number of commissions throughout the year. If you want something uniquely weird, brutal, or hilarious, now’s the time to reach out.

Commercial Illustration & Design

Looking for custom art for your product, brand, or project? I’ve worked with musicians, puppeteers, and creators of all kinds to bring their visions to life with a dose of skulls, slime, and subversion.

Rates for commercial work vary depending on scope, usage, and turnaround time. If you’re interested, complete the form below and provide all of the details and I’ll follow up with a quote.

Private Commissions

Want a one-of-a-kind piece for yourself or a fellow weirdo? Here’s what I offer for personal (non-commercial) use:

  • Sketch: $40
  • Inked Illustration: $125
  • Full-Color Illustration: $250

These prices are for single-character designs, in whatever style I think best fits the request. If you want something more complex (more characters, background elements, etc.), just say so and I'll provide you a custom quote.

Private commissions are delivered as a high-resolution digital image (PNG) at 2400×3000 pixels (8×10 aspect ratio). A 50% deposit is required to reserve your spot, with the remaining 50% due before the final illustration is delivered. All payments are processed through PayPal.

The Fine Print:

Private commissions are for personal use only. That means no slapping the art on shirts, stickers, NFTs, or any other junk to be mass-produced or used for promotional purposes.

If you're after commercial rights, just let me know and we can work something out.


Let’s Make Something

Fill out the form below to tell me what you're looking for. The more detail, the better—style, subject, usage, deadline, budget, and anything else rattling around in your head. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

Essential Info
Project Details
What type of commission are you after? Required
Private Commission Tier

Helps me recommend what’s possible.

Style Preference Required

Tell me everything: subject matter, tone, colors, references—give me the good stuff.

Private commissions typically take 2-4 weeks to complete. let me know if you need it by a certain date. Rush jobs may cost extra.