I always figured that Star Trek was for pussies—manly men go for Star Wars. That is until today, when I read this report of a guy in Colorado Springs robbing convenience stores with nothing but a Bat’leth—a Klingon ceremonial sword.
Just remember kids, those Bat’leths are sharp, and they will fuck you up way more than the plastic light saber (with life-like sound effects) hanging off your belt loop ever could.